Yo yvette theres a lot of rumours goin around
呦,Yvette,现在流言很多
Theyre so bad baby you might have to skip town
他们太坏了,宝贝,你应该投诉
See somethings smellin fishy and they say its you
看看这些肮脏的事,他们说这跟你有关
All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
我知道的只是你和你的伙伴一起这么做了
They say you're a man-eater during the full moon
他们说你是满月时分的食人族
Mascot of the senior boys locker room
年龄大点儿的男孩锁上门
They said yvette walked in there wasnt too much rap
他们说Yvette来了,然后不多说什么
Her reputation got bigger and so did her gap
她的名声越来越大,同样还有她的差距
Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better
女孩,你妈妈本可以把你教的好一点
Imma sit down and write you a long letter
我坐下来给你写一份很长的信
Dear yvette x4
亲爱的Yvette
I'm glad you ain't my sister then again if you was
很高兴你不是我妹妹,如果你是我也很开心
Id have to treat you like you was my distant cuz
我应该想对待远方表妹一样对待你
I'm not a news reporter I don't mean to assume
我不是新闻记者,我不是故意多管闲事
What should I think I seen ya comin out the mens bathroom
我应该怎么想,我看到你从那些男人的浴室走出
You wasnt in there alone wasnt usin the phone
你不是一个人在那儿,也没打电话
The door was locked for twenty minutes all I heard was moan
门已经锁了二十分钟,我只听到呻吟声
I don't really know if the story is so
我不知道故事是不是真的如此
I can either ask curly or larry or moe
我也不能问Curly,Larry或者Moe
Or earl shabazz lou mookie or joe
或者Earl,Shabazz,Lou,Mookie和Joe
Like santa claus said you're a ho-ho-ho
就像圣诞老人说的,你会说你好
In every disco you say hello
每张唱片中都说你好
Like you're a little angel but we all know
好似你是小天使,可是我们都知道
Since you was eleven you been actin this way
你十一岁以后就一直这样
You always got in bed when you wanted to play
你想玩耍时总是呆在床上
You're a freak you think you're lady godiva
你是个怪人,你想着你是一位女士
Some freaks are live but yvette you're liver
有些怪异的表现很鲜明,可是Yvette你是活生生的人
You're a back-seat queen a elevator pro
你是后座的女王,所有人都崇拜你
A high-powered body makes your levis grow
强壮的身体让你的里维斯跟着你变宽
See the stories I've heard they could amaze
看看我听到的这些故事,你会感到很惊讶
I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days
那些时候我听到她在摩托车后座上的那些事
So calm down freak get a g e d
冷静一下吧,怪人
Thats a general education on decency
有礼貌是最基本的教育
One day youll see and agree with me
有一天你会明白,也会同意我
Unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93
除非你到93岁还是一个怪咖
For you theres no fee everything is free
给你免费,所有的东西都免费
This is from me to you not you to me
我给你,不是你给我
Every night is your night your leather pants are tight
每个晚上都属于你,你的皮裤很紧
You try to shake your butt with all your might
你尽可能的甩动着臀部
I don't really wanna dis nobody
我真的不想看到这样
You might think I had a little too much bacardi
你或许以为我喝的太多
But thats not the problem the problems yvette
这不是问题,问题是Yvette
How bad can a girls reputation get
一个女孩的名声能坏到哪儿去?
See she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met
看看这些男孩遇到的这样的女孩
If you're desparate ask yvette cuz shell say bet
如果你很绝望,问问Yvette,因为她会这么说
B-boys are hard on the boulevard
坏男孩在大街上称王称霸
The reverend at the church said you was barred
教堂的牧师说你被禁止进入
Homeboys on the block love you a lot
街区的男孩有点爱你
You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not
不管你爱不爱听,你就是个名副其实的怪咖
So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin
你走之前开始嘀咕
Let me explain to you who is talkin
让我给你解释一下我为何这么说
I'm l l cool j from around the way
我总是这么无情
You boogie down to my records almost every day
你的身姿几乎每天出现在我的唱片里
Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin still
当你还在那儿时,一小时走一百英里
You're faster than my caddy when its goin downhill
可是下山的时候,你比我的凯迪拉克还要快
Won't forget that day in the y m c a
别忘了在基督教青年会的那天
The guy at the desk said it was ok
邻桌的男孩说没事
For you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay
让你进来,因为他知道你会留下
Greg g and garfield yelled hooray
Greg g和加菲猫大呼万岁