The Purple People Eater - Freak On a Leash
Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky
It had the one long horn one big eye
I commenced to shaking and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed one-horned
Flying purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned
Flying purple people eater
A one-eyed one-horned
Flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me One eye
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said "Mr Purple People Eater
Don't eat me "
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
It was a one-eyed one-horned
Flying purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
One-eyed one-horned
Flying purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me one horn
I said Mr Purple People Eater
What's your line
He said it's eating purple people
And it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band "
Well bless my soul rock and roll
Flying purple people eater
Pigeon-toed undergrowed
Flying purple people eater
We wear short shorts
Flying purple people eater
Swung siad to see
And then he swung from the tree
And he lit on the ground
And he started to rock
Really rocking around
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
"Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom"
Well bless my soul rock and roll
Flying purple people eater
Pigeon-toed undergrowed
Flying purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flying little people eater
What a sight to see
And then he went on his way
And then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out
A'really knocking em dead
Playing rock and roll music
Through the horn in his head