Juanita (胡安妮塔) - Burl Ives (布勒·埃夫斯)
Well I'm finally gettin' used to
The water the way the tarantulas bite
Those Federales didn't believe
I only came here to watch the bulls fight
Tell my mother I need a good lawyer
Tell my father I'm getting a tan
My sleepy siesta down south of
The border is taking more time than I planned
Oh Juanity somebody betrayed me
They've given me ten years to life
Juanita I need you to save me
I promise I'll make you my wife
I got a big house in Milwaukee with a color TV
And a pool
A Naugahyde bar and a Cadillac car Juanita
They're waiting for you
Tie the burro up down in the courtyard
To keep the guard busy tonight
When you bring my dinner make sure
The tortilla is filled with a gun or a knife
Juanita you'll love Wisconsin Wisconsin is gonna love you
Yes all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish
You're gonna wear American shoes
Lake Michigan tastes like tequila frijoles
Why they grow there on trees
You can say adios to the pigs
And the goats if you'll just do this one thing for me
Oh Juanity somebody betrayed me
They've given me ten years to life
Juanita I need you to save me
I promise I'll make you my wife