Artist:ll cool j
Songs Title:the do wop
Album by: Bigger & Deffer
Artist by: LL Cool J
And as you all know I am hard as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn
Hit my remote control turn my stereo on
Then I reached for a brush since I don't use a pick
And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix
Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes
As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks
Wit hardcore heavyweight b-boy blast
Not soft hardcore kut kreators fast
Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot
So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot
Jumped out dried off put on the devon cologne
Then I called up earl on the telephone
He said there was a jam that we could do later on
Ten gs plus a limo for one short song
So I said yeah I was wit it hung up and got geared
Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard
Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes
As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon
12 oclock came left the door cracked
The freak walked in a mink on her back
Put her coat on the rack threw my sessmo( ) on
Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm we drank
Round hill cabernet sauvignon she said l l
When you gonna let me taste your tongue
Her skin got pale I wham-bammed the tail
Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail
She left earl came over and we went outside
Jumped in the b m ta bust a joyride
Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels
I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal
The girlies want sex da fellas try ta flex
But those who flex end up wit broke necks
Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -
Said its l baby I ain't down wit sheik
Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more
Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door
People think I do crimes
But they don't know I'm just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes -
Stop smilin you think all of the time
But he don't know my names on his wifes behind
Ll has iced all the washed up slobs
Vigilante of rap so the hell wit the mob
Don't run from the cops makin suckas chop
And I'm only eighteen makin mo than yo pops
Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys
And I dare any critic to call it noize
Peeked at the clock it said 6:03
Said later to kreator and broke out wit e
Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake
Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make
Finished up the snack jumped up out my seat
Then hit the table and he made up a beat
Kicked a few rhymes stepped out the door
Said tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more
Jumped in my ride I took a peek at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9
Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam
With thousands of people screamin touch my hand
But since I had a hour plus a half attached
I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match
Her name was renee her face was ok
But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play
I said no need to rehearse then I made my approach
Said you got a good team girl but ya need a new coach
Said my names ll cool if I may introduce
But I'm not here for conversation I'm here ta seduce
Wanna mix it up baby wanna feel ya grind
Cause it ain't fifth grade and these ain't nursery rhymes
Now I know you heard hardcore
Check out the real ll behind closed doors
Tell your buddies you're busy tell your boyfriend beat it
Put up the silk dress cuz ya ain't gonna need it
Unplug the clock do away with the light
After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right
Your body is bad I heard you got a caddy
When we make love you can call me daddy
I'm ll cool j say hey renee
I'm not a toy boy but I still wanna play
Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack
After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back
But in the meantime what ya did just now
The next time I see ya I'm goin ta town
Stepped away from da freak it was a quarter to 9
When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage
If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage
I rip stomp and crush heavy metal bands rust
Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks
They said ll your runnin late and its time ta rock
Told kut kreator what the order would be
Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e
Went on stage I heard the girlies scream
And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah