Ethel Merman(Merge 7" Version) - Archers Of Loaf
I'm going to grow up to be
Just like Ethel Merman
I'm already warbling
So I think I fit her pretty well
Ethel was not Vegas
Ethel's death has come too soon
And I've got suspicious
Feelings now that Ethel's gone
I'm going to grow up to be
Just like Johnny Franklin
I'm already balding
So I think I fit him pretty well
And it's not that I don't like people
Surely you know that I like you
It's just that I've got hateful feelings
Towards the Beatles' song