The Monkey - Dave Bartholomew
Yeah the monkey speaks his mind
Now three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to other now listen you two
There's a certain rumour that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race
Why the very idea is a big disgrace
No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her baby and ruined her life
Yeah the monkey speaks his mind
And you've never known a mother monk
To leave the babies with others to bunk
And passed them on from one to another
Till they scarcely knew who was their mother
Yeah the monkey speak his mind
And another thing you will never see
A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree
And let all the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding all other monkeys to come and taste
Why if I put a fence around this tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me
Yeah the monkey speaks his mind
Here's another thing a monkey won't do
Go out on a night and get all in a stew
Or use a gun or a club or a knife
To take another monkey's life
Yes man descended the worthless bum
But brothers from us he did not come
Yea the monkey speaks his mind